if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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