im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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