I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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