girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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