You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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