her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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