I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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