So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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