well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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