Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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