You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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