I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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