the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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