Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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