That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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