So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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