I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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