I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
