Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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