hotel room ftw
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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