dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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