I think im going to throw up on grandma
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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