My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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