you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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