ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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