i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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