Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
