Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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