When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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