We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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