he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
