weddingsv make me drug and hornr
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
its liver damage thursday
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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