like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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