Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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