I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
we should paint friendship bongs
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
