That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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