windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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