I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
