I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
