pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I have feelings that need drinking.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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