I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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