Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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