I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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