He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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