either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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