If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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