Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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