drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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