are you still at the devil's house?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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