Whod you bang
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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