we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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