whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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