just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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