I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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