It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Randomize
