if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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