Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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